now there's a bright ikea!™

inspired by bunny, i start advise colum:

dear marco,

i think this girl is cute and i really like her. though, the problem is, i am not cute at all. how can me, an ugly person, win her over?

regards, silver chipper

dear silver chipper,

sorry buddy, you are screwed. this is a shallow world we live in. stick within you own realisim of attractiveness. don't buy the television hype. in the real world, the seth's don't get the summer's, and the silver chipper's are not about to get the cute girls. regards-mark

dear marco,

work?

signed, daddy's little girl from dallas.

dear d.l.g.f.d,

yeah i know, it scares me too. regards, mark.



let's see, waht else is going on...ummm...there i sosmething i was gonna write but i forgot....lemme think....i forget.