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A dinner time converstaion at the univeristy of chicago:

nerd 1: nucleus proton?
nerd 2: no, electron. phospohoras silcon oxide.
nerd 1: silly amachrystal chloride.
nerd 2: nomothetic!
nerd 1: you neadnadarthaling prehistoria.
nerd 2: can't survive because of high supply of carbon-calciumatic chloride richatane.
nerd 1: high fructose content?
nerd 2: no, Ð.
nerd 1: you mean 3.141592655
nerd 2: no idiot. 3.141592654.
nerd 1: oh my god! i made a mistake!
nerd 2: cry.
nerd 1: i will later. potassium benzate?
nerd 2: no thank you, i'm on atkins.