बुधवार, दिसंबर 24, 2003
yo yo! what's up? as i have said many times before, i hate journals/blogs. my honest opinion of them is that they are for loosers with no life and nothing better to do with thier time. of course, i derive this from a stereotype. the streotype of the depressed, neo-gothic computer nerd that insists on blasting his or her problems on the rest of the world, and sharing them with other people, many who have the same problem. of course, like i said, this is a stereotype: (n) a standardized mental picture that is held in common by members of a group and that represents an oversimplified opinion, prejudiced attitude, or uncritical judgment
Anyway, i know a lot of cool people who have blogs, so i will defy the stereotype and join the rash of cool people who have written in their blogs. don't refer to this website frequently, however. i will not be updating it alot, if ever. i'm not the blog type. anyway, i'm wide awake. it's 02.47 be 'illin (that's am for you non-miami talk people; and for future cultural reference, pm is referred to as "be chillin'" in mia-talk) and im not tired. you know why? i woke up at around 1 be chillin' (notice where the am/pm desginations come from: after noon, one is supposed to be chillin', as in awake, while in the am, they be 'illin, as in sleeping). and how is that you ask? well, naturally, its the holidays, so the in-house help is off. of course, being the holidays, my dad is at the racetrack watching his horses run, my mother is shopping, my brother, being self-sufficent, is out somewhere. now, i ask, how the@#&^ am I supposed to wake up? I'm not a responsible person. I am the kid who is used to having his maid wake him up with breakfeast in bed at whatever time I ask for (and yes, I am a spoiled little brat, but at least I know it). not today. nope. so i overslept and now i cant sleep. not cool! which will lead to more oversleeping tomorrow! grrrrr!!! anyway, its chrismakah time at the herzberg-arielas residence. which means lots of presents. so far, i have not been disssapointed with my assortment of gifts, so its all good. and i've evenly disperssed opening what seems the "cool" gifts from the "average" gifts. as a younger lad, i would open the cool gifts in descending order until the 8th night of chrismakah sucked. of course, i'm more mature now and keep an element of surprise in my life. what else is new? i've been going to debutante parties...too many of them. if the idea of socializing at fancy cocktails and black-tie parties dressed in suits and tuxedos night-after-night doesn't fancy you, then you would hate it. however, unlike the girl i am escorting, i actually enjoy the socialzing. i've met some really cool people through it, i guess thats the point though. for those unfamililar with the whole debutatnte thing:
a girl needs to "come out" to high society. okay, they don't need to, its just another way to throw out excess income. anyway, so there are debutante societs in major cities around the world. it is especially big in los angeles, miami, new york city, washingon, d.c., detroit, and dallas. also huge in paris, johannesburg, and london. a girl can do it any year, in any city, as often as she wants, but it is tradition to do it in the city you live in during your first year of college (though one girl this year came out in new york city last year and this year will come out in miami). the girls parents (and, in some cases, the girl's escort's parents) throw these huge and elaborate parties. the girl i am escorting through the most amazing party. it was truly amazing and spectacular. they all lead up to the "big day", which in miami's society is always 28 december, in which a country club full of people gather to welcome these girls and thier escorts into miami's high society. personally, i can think of better things to spend roughly $35,000 on, but while i say that, if i have a daughter, she most likely will also be thrown a coming out (especially since my mom would have it no other way). anyway, the big party on the 28th isnt all that exciting, but the debs (there are six this year) have some wicked after party plans involving v.i.p lounges, eggs, and limos.
hmmmm.....what else....today i drove my amiga's rents' jaguar xj. i've never driven a jaguar before, but, wow, this thing drives like a dream. it's like driving a huge floating boat. it was so awesome, i felt like a chauefeur. except i wasnt. i have only gone to the beach once this winter break. whereareas i have gone to wal*mart six times. whats up with that? i went once at 3am, wanted to pick up a video game (i'm not a hardcore video gamer, but i love my gameboy) called "Warioware, Inc.: Mega Microgame$". It is the COOLEST video game EVER. if you have a gameboy advance or gameboy advance SP, then GET IT! if you don't have a gba or gbasp, then what the fuck is wrong with you?
anyway, i'm out...maybe ill write more later, if im bored.
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Anyway, i know a lot of cool people who have blogs, so i will defy the stereotype and join the rash of cool people who have written in their blogs. don't refer to this website frequently, however. i will not be updating it alot, if ever. i'm not the blog type. anyway, i'm wide awake. it's 02.47 be 'illin (that's am for you non-miami talk people; and for future cultural reference, pm is referred to as "be chillin'" in mia-talk) and im not tired. you know why? i woke up at around 1 be chillin' (notice where the am/pm desginations come from: after noon, one is supposed to be chillin', as in awake, while in the am, they be 'illin, as in sleeping). and how is that you ask? well, naturally, its the holidays, so the in-house help is off. of course, being the holidays, my dad is at the racetrack watching his horses run, my mother is shopping, my brother, being self-sufficent, is out somewhere. now, i ask, how the@#&^ am I supposed to wake up? I'm not a responsible person. I am the kid who is used to having his maid wake him up with breakfeast in bed at whatever time I ask for (and yes, I am a spoiled little brat, but at least I know it). not today. nope. so i overslept and now i cant sleep. not cool! which will lead to more oversleeping tomorrow! grrrrr!!! anyway, its chrismakah time at the herzberg-arielas residence. which means lots of presents. so far, i have not been disssapointed with my assortment of gifts, so its all good. and i've evenly disperssed opening what seems the "cool" gifts from the "average" gifts. as a younger lad, i would open the cool gifts in descending order until the 8th night of chrismakah sucked. of course, i'm more mature now and keep an element of surprise in my life. what else is new? i've been going to debutante parties...too many of them. if the idea of socializing at fancy cocktails and black-tie parties dressed in suits and tuxedos night-after-night doesn't fancy you, then you would hate it. however, unlike the girl i am escorting, i actually enjoy the socialzing. i've met some really cool people through it, i guess thats the point though. for those unfamililar with the whole debutatnte thing:
a girl needs to "come out" to high society. okay, they don't need to, its just another way to throw out excess income. anyway, so there are debutante societs in major cities around the world. it is especially big in los angeles, miami, new york city, washingon, d.c., detroit, and dallas. also huge in paris, johannesburg, and london. a girl can do it any year, in any city, as often as she wants, but it is tradition to do it in the city you live in during your first year of college (though one girl this year came out in new york city last year and this year will come out in miami). the girls parents (and, in some cases, the girl's escort's parents) throw these huge and elaborate parties. the girl i am escorting through the most amazing party. it was truly amazing and spectacular. they all lead up to the "big day", which in miami's society is always 28 december, in which a country club full of people gather to welcome these girls and thier escorts into miami's high society. personally, i can think of better things to spend roughly $35,000 on, but while i say that, if i have a daughter, she most likely will also be thrown a coming out (especially since my mom would have it no other way). anyway, the big party on the 28th isnt all that exciting, but the debs (there are six this year) have some wicked after party plans involving v.i.p lounges, eggs, and limos.
hmmmm.....what else....today i drove my amiga's rents' jaguar xj. i've never driven a jaguar before, but, wow, this thing drives like a dream. it's like driving a huge floating boat. it was so awesome, i felt like a chauefeur. except i wasnt. i have only gone to the beach once this winter break. whereareas i have gone to wal*mart six times. whats up with that? i went once at 3am, wanted to pick up a video game (i'm not a hardcore video gamer, but i love my gameboy) called "Warioware, Inc.: Mega Microgame$". It is the COOLEST video game EVER. if you have a gameboy advance or gameboy advance SP, then GET IT! if you don't have a gba or gbasp, then what the fuck is wrong with you?
anyway, i'm out...maybe ill write more later, if im bored.
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