now there's a bright ikea!™

yo yo! what be happening my homies out there? or, should i say, homie, since i think only one person frequently reads my blog, and you know who you are (yes, it is YOU*). anyway, so yesterday i officialy came out to high society. no no no! see, coming out to high society is basiclly when you are at this giant ball that cost a ridiculous $4,000 a table (a table seats 10), and you stand on stage escorting a girl as you, the girl, and another guy escorting the girl are formally introduced, over, and over, as you walk through three rooms that make up one giant ballroom (the family room, the former debutantes room, and the committee room). anyway, i don't see the point of any of it. as i've explain with the debutatnte ball, the girl (the debutante) pays for everything, but, as a consequence, the two men she chooses to take with her, her escorts, are also introduced to miami's "high society". what is high society, however? i still dont get it. its just a bunch of 70+ year old rich people if you ask me. this one old man said to me "my wife and i really enjoy coming to the ball each year, so we can meet the young people who will take our place in society". i was like "yes, thank you." but that was just whacked! then this old lady, who had way toooo much Crystal, started touching my face and saying how cute I am (hey, that i wont deny) and she told me i should get with her grandaughter. yeah, that was wierd. most of the night was uneventful. after we all came out (six girls, 12 boys), a large amount stayed home, the rest (including me) lounged around in one of the girl's room to enjoy two bottles of crystal whose total value amounted to $650. why in the world anybody spends $300+ on ONE bottle of champagne really amuses me. i don't get it. i tasted it, and it just tasted bad, like all champagne does. what do people see in a $300+ bottle of Crystal? you can probably get Wal*Mart champagne, put it in a Crystal bottle, and it wouldnt make a difference. one could have bought 6.5 Nintendo GameCubes for the price of two bottles (for those into the champagne things, they were dated 1994 and 1995). this whole debutante and high society thing has brought into things a new light...ill talk about it later. peace out bros/sises.

*no. more people read it. you are not that special. sorry.