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class of 2008 in the house. me and my wife anita are oAides! oh yeah baby oh yeah (say that in monotone to add to the effect). be our friends. we rock and so do you.

my wife, anita, lets me sleep with other girls. so, go head, sleep with me. (and sleep with her too if you want).

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||||| 23% Empathy |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||| 30% Mystical |||||| 23% Artistic || 10% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||| 50% Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||| 23% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50% Conflict seeking || 10% Need to dominate || 10% Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50% Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63% Change averse |||||||||||| 50% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Food indulgent || 10% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56% Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56% Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50% Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%

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Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority

indian girls are by far the most beautiful girls ever. preity zinta, priyanka chopra, rimi, esha deol...have you ever meet an unattractive girl from mumbai, chennai, or kolkata? no. delhi and armistar, okay, maybe, but not bombay, madras, or calcutta. i may be latino, lekim mere bacce bannege 50% hinudstani.

koi mil gaya

Aj mai class par nahi hai. Nahi accha hai ki class par nahi, lekim alsi hu. Vah weekend formal hai. Nahi date hai, lekim asan mil ek. Week 7 hai, sirf pac week remaining hai! aur miami aur mumbai ko!

how can you not love the new fanta commercial?

kya style hai! kya curve hai! kya shape hai!

naya fanta spin bottle...full over taste...fulla naughty!

I am still trying to figure out why the new ergonomically designed plastic bottle used to sell Fanta in India is "fulla naughty", which means the same thing in english as it does in hindi.

also...

i hate it when people try to argue that students at the univeristy of chicago are social beings. they are not. in fact, i have never been surrounded by a larger group of anti-social people in my life. but i'm not complaining, i'm happy and like it here, and so will anybody else, social or not. why? because being social is an invididual virtue in which those that do not exhibit it are irrelavent towards those that do. the characterisic of being social, for all intensive purposes let's call it "socialism", is not affeceted by one's surroundings, but by one's own personality. if someone exhibits socialism, they will not have problems finding others in a group that are also socialistic (those in set x). the fact that there is also a set "z" (such that z > x) is irrelavent to those in set x, since there is no set y in which elements of both z and x exist. if an individual is social, they are social, and placing them within a plane in which there are more points within set z then within set x (and no points within set y, clearly, since set y DNE) is not going to change that. there is still a minority set x in which they can, and will, associate with during thier free time. while i find it upsetting that socialism is a minority characteristic on this campus, it does make for a setting in which i seem to know just about everybody that is social, which is a nice advantage. and if your not social, then its all good...i don't know anyways.

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welcome nayi vidyarthi ko University of Chicago hai. i use this to practice mera hindi hai.


anita ke bap, anita jo sigret pine do, usko sharab bhi pine do. vah bahut acchi larki hai; vah skool me bahut dhyan se parhta hai. usko gari kyo nahi calane dete ho? aur ha, chuttiyo me usko amrika jane do!

the best thing about hindi is that in modern, converstation hindi, we use english words. i have no idea how to say words like green, girlfriend, time, or reasonable in hindi, because we just say them in english.

tasvir mil gaya ka anita. anita jangli larki hai.  

look..>FUN 

fun 

fun 

more fun 

fun 

look at people at the university of chicago having fun. yahoo.