now there's a bright ikea!™

koi log mujhse pukhta ne hai kyoon gMail se obbsess hoon. clearly, ye na janta hai ek jadoo ki g-mail hai.

summer sucks. september is worse. megan came in for the weekend, and, for lack of other things to do, we drove to south miami, did a little off-roading in my G, went to sunset place and got worried in the parking garage after my truck hit the clearence sign (but it fit anyway), attempted to find a frat party at UM (there were none that night), went to a very friendly wendy's, drove a very muddy G500 down the streets and alleys of south beach, and then spent half an hour doing a photo shoot at the Shell Car Wash. good times to be had.

megan is a very good off-road drive, and successfully avoided running over two alligators, although when we were fording some marsh, she hit a part that was more than 22 inches deep, so we had to back up and find another place to ford. she has to learn how to properly engage the transfer case and differentials, though.

random archiving

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Miami, USA/Maputo, Mozambique/Mumbai, India

meri hindi skills limited hain, therefore I will write ye entry in bombay english. aj nahi karta...aur kal, nahi kara. summer boring hai. mere dost miami nahi hain. sab chicago, nyc, ya orlando hain, na miami! kya boring!

facebook flashback:

class of 2008 in the house. me and my wife anita are oAides! oh yeah baby oh yeah (say that in monotone to add to the effect). be our friends. we rock and so do you.

my wife, anita, lets me sleep with other girls. so, go head, sleep with me. (and sleep with her too if you want).

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||||| 23% Empathy |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||| 30% Mystical |||||| 23% Artistic || 10% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||| 50% Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||| 23% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50% Conflict seeking || 10% Need to dominate || 10% Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50% Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63% Change averse |||||||||||| 50% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Food indulgent || 10% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56% Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56% Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50% Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%

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Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority

indian girls are by far the most beautiful girls ever. preity zinta, priyanka chopra, rimi, esha deol...have you ever meet an unattractive girl from mumbai, chennai, or kolkata? no. delhi and armistar, okay, maybe, but not bombay, madras, or calcutta. i may be latino, lekim mere bacce bannege 50% hinudstani.

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